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What really happens when you use freecreditreport.com?

This was for a contest to either cover one of the songs from the commercials or write your own jingle. Being that this isn’t very flattering to the website, I bet I won’t win.

Here are the lyrics, by request:

I thought that I should check my score at freecreditreport.com
after seeing that guy explain to me all the things that could go wrong
but I didn’t read the fine print and when a bunch of time went by
I saw that every month they’d charged my card about $14.95

so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free
and even now my pet turtle just can’t stand the site of me

I can’t afford expensive drinks so cheap ones will suffice
but now I’m all hung over after drinking Natty Ice
online everyone’s un-friended me, even that guy Tom
all because most of my money went to freecreditreport.com

so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free
I didn’t know it’s legal to intentionally mislead

my lights have been shut off and my sink has now run dry
and all that’s left to do is sit alone in the dark and cry
I had a house and family, but now everything is gone
so my life’s completely ruined by freecreditreport.com

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For High Quality: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6OdtsippMk&fmt=18
UPDATE: I came in 7th place out of hundreds of entries. I didn’t win but I had a great time doing it!

Winner was Danny Winn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc1r2oH4eh8

Thanks for your support!

Ok, so this one isn’t quite barbershop and I hope that my subscribers will bear with me, but thought I would try to enter this into the Free Credit Report Dot Com Band Contest. The winner gets $15K!! Not that I will win, but hey, you never know.

This song required 48 seperate tracks, mostly bass and lead. There is a lot going on in it so sit back, get your popcorn ready, and enjoy!

Thanks for listening!

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LYRICS

Rock star Rap:

When you’re a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked-out exotic cars

It’s just how I thought it’d be
‘cept the party’s not for me
‘Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID

Free What? (free credit!) report dot com (I said it!)
That’s the site I’m gonna hit when I go home
They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I’m finding out how bad reality hurts

Bike:

Check it out, gas prices blowing up sky high
Ditched my used subcompact for a two-wheeled ride
Now I’m rolling eco-friendly but I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had I’m singin’

F to the R to the E to the E to the
C to the R to the E D I T
re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along, it’s easy

New Car:

Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack
‘Cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E, that spells free-
Credit report dot com, baby
Saw their ads on my TV
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rollin’ phat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s getting
Laughed at

Dream Girl:

Well I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s.

No we can’t get a loan
For a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on an old credit card
If we’d gone to free credit report dot com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

Pirates:

They say a man should always dress
For the job he wants, so
Why’m I dressed up like a pirate
In this restaurant?
It’s all because some hacker
Stole my identity
Now I’m in here every evening
Serving chowder and iced tea

Shoulda gone to:
Free credit report dot com

Yee-haa!

I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts

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#76 – Top Favorited (This Month) – Comedy

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My Favorite Comment:

sincereleeblake

I was sleeping and the rockstar one came on. I started singin it before I woke up.Lol And My girlfriend started laughing at me.These commercials are the reason i watch TV.

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Home mortgage. Car loan. Employment. Insurance. Your ability to obtain all of these financial goals is directly dependent upon your credit history. Do you even know what your credit scores are? Well, it’s time to obtain, analyze, and repair your credit reports and to finally take control of your financial future.

A swab is a yarn mop. The crew on board fishing boats swab the deck many times daily to wash up splashes, spills, and the foul smell of fish. This keeps the boat clean. In financial planning, your personal credit also need continuous swabbing in order to improve your awareness, prevent identity theft, and eliminate the fishy smell of reporting errors.

With Swab the Deck, the primary focus is analysis. We will teach you the fundamentals of responsible credit management. At the same time, we realize not everyone is beginning with a clean slate, so we will also share techniques for removing inaccurate negative information from your credit reports as well as how to best build a positive history from scratch.

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